It just gets better every time
he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy
just put it directly into my mouth
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
white people always leavin black people confused as fuck
this girl in my class today was writing a ton of stuff on her paper while we were taking notes and i was like “woah what are you writing did i miss something she said” and the girl laughed and was like “oh i’m not taking notes this is a list of things that annoy me”
what the fuck is this
fuck off google i’m not buying you a guitar